Hello! Here is a story about my friend Sarah the toad.
There once was a toad who hated hopping. She went to Mr. Unicorn to help her. "Hello moo!" he called back. "What do you want?" "I want to not be able to hop!" she said.
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"No!" said Mr. Unicorn. "You have to hop! You're a toad, god dang it!!!" "Ok." said Sarah. She was very sad. So she went to Mr. Balloon Guy to help her.
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"Mr. Balloon guy, hello!" sobbed Sarah. "Can you help me not be able to hop?" "Why would you want to do that?" sighed Mr. Balloon Guy. "Cuz it's too hard." moped Sarah.
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"Well, I can't do that, but I can give you a balloon!" said Mr. Balloon Guy. "But-but I don't have any money!" sobbed Sarah. "Nope, I'll give you one for free!" "Really?" asked Sarah. "Yep!" "Oh thank you, thank you!" she cried. Mr. Balloon Guy handed her a red balloon and a wink. "Take good care of it, don't pop it!"
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When Sarah got to an open field she got on her balloon and starting flying. "Wee!" she called. And she lived
