Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Jeremy the Egg

Once there was an egg. This egg lived in an extra large nest made by a falcon. But one day he rolled and rolled and rolled (etc.) on and on and on until he landed in a gas station and rolled onto an SUV!
Then the car started up. But Jeremy hadn't fastened himself properly to the SUV, so he went flying off into a bush that the SUV had turned black with its disgusting smoke.
When he landed in the bush, in that bush was a unicorn! The unicorn's name was Bob...The Unicorn. Then, Bob...The Unicorn showed Jeremy a secret passage!
As soon as Jeremy stepped into the secret passage, he fell. And fell. And fell. "Aaaahhh!!" he screamed. But he didn't crash into the ground. Instead, he lay suspended in the air a few feet above the ground, over a giant unicorn colony.
"Hello!" said a unicorn. "Wuz up?" shouted another. "MOOSE!" shouted one as a moose fell from the sky. "Where am I?" asked Jeremy. "In Unicornacopia!" shouted the king unicorn. "Would you like to stay, egg?" asked a unicorn. "Um... yeah!" said Jeremy, putting on a fake unicorn horn.
A few days after Jeremy found Unicornacopia, he met ME!! Because I was visiting the unicorns. We became the best of friends, even though I only came once a year. Then, a year later, I was looking around for Jeremy, but he was nowhere to be found! But, it turns out that he had become an ailicorn! I was so surprised and proud. And Jeremy the Egg Ailicorn lived happily ever after.
The End.

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