pepsi

Hi everyone!!! Today I got dunked in Pepsi. I almost drowned!!!!

But then I jumped out at the last minute. And fell into the path of a steamroller.

And then I saw something funny!!!

Hmm, I don't think the stack is successful if it's falling and everyone's screaming.
Well, anyway, WILL I GET OUT OF THE STEAMROLLER'S WAY??!!! WHO KNOWS! But I hope so.
~SPUDDIE?SPUD? NO! JOE III!

drinking dog and some other stuff

now here is something do don't see every day a blue dog drinking a surf board 

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poor bunny its butt is in the ground
hay that owl is looking happy it put the bunny's butt in the ground!!!!!!!

SREAM NOW THE DOG IS DRINKING THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!

the anvil... classic

and now it is time for random explotion :)

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

another animal is sinking ...

the owl has struck... 

we shall find him...

moo ha ha ha

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moo ha ha ha ha ha ha

now the dog is drinking a flower :o

there is a dolphin on land 

there is a dolphin on land

there is a dolphin on land

there is a dolphin on land

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people with hammers

OH NO!!!!!! some woman  got turned to stone!!!!! oh good this man with a hammer will save her. WAIT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

that does not look good

I think this girl is evil vote if she is evil in the comments  

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SUPER FUN DAY!!!

Hello. Today we are going to have cake!
   
And presents!!

 

Can you guess what today is? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was born on October 21st, 2010. So now......

I'M 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we are having a MLP party. BECAUSE I was born 11 days after it first aired! (The Friendship Is Magic one, that is.)

Hooray for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, now fill out the stinkin' forms at right ------>

So I know what PRESENTS I'M GETTING!! And what flavor of CAKE I should get!! And what's your favorite PONY!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III

BEWARE MY BROTHER!!!

OH NO!!! MY EVIL BROTHER MUDDY/MUD/TOE III HAS SOMEHOW GOTTEN MY PASSWORD!! He might try to post on here, as ME!!! So BEWARE!!! Oh, and this is what he looks like.

SEE??!!! HE'S SO EVIL!!! AND IF HE GETS ON HERE, HE MIGHT TRY TO ZAP YOU WITH HIS EVIL EYES!! THEN YOU WILL BE IN HIS POWER!!!!! SO BEWARE MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodbye and good luck!!!
~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III
P.S. He might dress up as me to fool you! The one thing he CAN'T disguise is that he can't do anything with glasses on, becase he says things are "too fuzzy."

Jeremy the Egg

Once there was an egg. This egg lived in an extra large nest made by a falcon. But one day he rolled and rolled and rolled (etc.) on and on and on until he landed in a gas station and rolled onto an SUV!

Then the car started up. But Jeremy hadn't fastened himself properly to the SUV, so he went flying off into a bush that the SUV had turned black with its disgusting smoke.

When he landed in the bush, in that bush was a unicorn! The unicorn's name was Bob...The Unicorn. Then, Bob...The Unicorn showed Jeremy a secret passage!

As soon as Jeremy stepped into the secret passage, he fell. And fell. And fell. "Aaaahhh!!" he screamed. But he didn't crash into the ground. Instead, he lay suspended in the air a few feet above the ground, over a giant unicorn colony.

"Hello!" said a unicorn. "Wuz up?" shouted another. "MOOSE!" shouted one as a moose fell from the sky. "Where am I?" asked Jeremy. "In Unicornacopia!" shouted the king unicorn. "Would you like to stay, egg?" asked a unicorn. "Um... yeah!" said Jeremy, putting on a fake unicorn horn.

A few days after Jeremy found Unicornacopia, he met ME!! Because I was visiting the unicorns. We became the best of friends, even though I only came once a year. Then, a year later, I was looking around for Jeremy, but he was nowhere to be found! But, it turns out that he had become an ailicorn! I was so surprised and proud. And Jeremy the Egg Ailicorn lived happily ever after.

The End.

Norman the Fish

"A toast to my dear friend Norman....the fish"
That is a quote made by ME!!! It's because my dear friend is Norman the Fish. He talks in a very high voice. This is what he looks like:

His favorite thing to say is "MOO!"

"To Norman....the fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"