Sarah the Toad

1/3/2014

Hello! Here is a story about my friend Sarah the toad.

There once was a toad who hated hopping. She went to Mr. Unicorn to help her. "Hello moo!" he called back. "What do you want?" "I want to not be able to hop!" she said.
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"No!" said Mr. Unicorn. "You have to hop! You're a toad, god dang it!!!" "Ok." said Sarah. She was very sad. So she went to Mr. Balloon Guy to help her.
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"Mr. Balloon guy, hello!" sobbed Sarah. "Can you help me not be able to hop?" "Why would you want to do that?" sighed Mr. Balloon Guy. "Cuz it's too hard." moped Sarah.
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"Well, I can't do that, but I can give you a balloon!" said Mr. Balloon Guy. "But-but I don't have any money!" sobbed Sarah. "Nope, I'll give you one for free!" "Really?" asked Sarah. "Yep!" "Oh thank you, thank you!" she cried. Mr. Balloon Guy handed her a red balloon and a wink. "Take good care of it, don't pop it!"
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When Sarah got to an open field she got on her balloon and starting flying. "Wee!" she called. And she lived happily floatingly ever after.

Fred the Tree

Hi everyone! Well, Halloween is over. But I do have a story to tell! This one's about my friend Fred the Tree.

"What's there to be a tree?" asked Fred the Tree. "All you do is swing your branches." "I know, right!" said a leprechaun appearing next to him. "Woah, how did you get here?" asked Fred. "Magic." replied the leprechaun.

"I can help you!" the leprechaun said. "I can give you powers to be anything!" "Sure! Awesome!" said Fred being puffed by smoke. "Now what do you want to be?" asked the leprechaun. "A mailbox!" Fred shouted.

"Wow. It's really boring being a mailbox." said Fred. "All you do is open and close." "Well, then change into something else!" the leprechaun said. "Okay, then, a glass bottle!" Fred said. "Wish granted!" said the leprechaun.

Fred tried to move. But he couldn't. He couldn't do anything.  Fortunately, the leprechaun could read minds, so he heard Fred thinking, "This is awful! I can't do anything, and soon I'll go to the smelly old recycling place! "Well, then why don't you change into something else?" the leprechaun said. "Ok, a-WAIT! HOW CAN YOU READ MY MIND??!!" Fred thought. The leprechaun slapped Fred. "Just get on with it!" he said. "All right, all right." thought Fred. "How about a rock?"

"Are you sure?" asked the leprechaun. "Yeah!" thought Fred. "All right," said the leprechaun uncertainly. "Wish granted." "COOL! I'M A ROCK!" thought Fred. "Um, yeah. so whaddaya wanna do?" asked the leprechaun. "Let's play Who Can Throw their Apples the Farthest!" thought Fred. "Oh. Yeah. I'm not a tree anymore." he said glumly. "How about "Who Can Make the Funniest Face?" suggested the leprechaun. "Yeah! That's a fun one!" thought Fred. "Oh. Yeah. I don't have a face." he replied sadly. "Being a rock is no fun! I miss being a tree!" "Well, do you want to change back into a tree?" asked the leprechaun.

"YES!" thought Fred. "Ok!" said the leprechaun. "Wish granted!" Then he disappeared. But Fred didn't care. He loved being a tree, and suddenly it didn't seem so boring after all.

THE END!!! Hope you liked it!!

~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!! HEH HEH!!!!

Hello! I am going to TAKE OVER THE WO- I mean, ummm.... CHARM you with my sweet nature! And stuff. If I could see better. If you ask me, these glasses are getting a little fuzzy these days. Anywho, it's Halloween! Great! The perfect time to STEAL CAND- I mean go trick-or-treating! This is my pumpkin, by the way.

Click here for it. Be warned- it's really scary though!

It's a bit creepy, isn't it? And I did NOT steal it from pumpkin carver Ray Villafane. I did steal this one- I MEAN- no I didn't! Why'd I say that? Silly Mudd- Okay, I think I should stop talking right now. Oo! And then I made another pumpkin carving, but it's really (and I mean REALLY) creepy so if you don't want to see it, that's fine. But if you're the adventurous type, click here.

But I guess that zombie pumpkin is kind of scary, too...

Anyway, step RIGHT in here, kiddies! And then eat some of my DELICIOUS candy!! Heh, heh, then you go to sleep for a LONG time! While I TAKE OVER THE WORL- I mean, take good care of you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Muddy/Mud/Toe III  I mean
~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III !
Phewph! That was a close one! Don't want THEM finding out! Wait, I'm still on? HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF??!!! Oh, there i-

pepsi

Hi everyone!!! Today I got dunked in Pepsi. I almost drowned!!!!

But then I jumped out at the last minute. And fell into the path of a steamroller.

And then I saw something funny!!!

Hmm, I don't think the stack is successful if it's falling and everyone's screaming.
Well, anyway, WILL I GET OUT OF THE STEAMROLLER'S WAY??!!! WHO KNOWS! But I hope so.
~SPUDDIE?SPUD? NO! JOE III!

drinking dog and some other stuff

now here is something do don't see every day a blue dog drinking a surf board 

spaz atack
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poor bunny its butt is in the ground
hay that owl is looking happy it put the bunny's butt in the ground!!!!!!!

SREAM NOW THE DOG IS DRINKING THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!

the anvil... classic

and now it is time for random explotion :)

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

another animal is sinking ...

the owl has struck... 

we shall find him...

moo ha ha ha

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moo ha ha ha ha ha ha

now the dog is drinking a flower :o

there is a dolphin on land 

there is a dolphin on land

there is a dolphin on land

there is a dolphin on land

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people with hammers

OH NO!!!!!! some woman  got turned to stone!!!!! oh good this man with a hammer will save her. WAIT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

that does not look good

I think this girl is evil vote if she is evil in the comments  

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SUPER FUN DAY!!!

Hello. Today we are going to have cake!
   
And presents!!

 

Can you guess what today is? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was born on October 21st, 2010. So now......

I'M 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we are having a MLP party. BECAUSE I was born 11 days after it first aired! (The Friendship Is Magic one, that is.)

Hooray for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, now fill out the stinkin' forms at right ------>

So I know what PRESENTS I'M GETTING!! And what flavor of CAKE I should get!! And what's your favorite PONY!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III