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Friday, April 10, 2015

An Animal Jam Story

Heylo everyone! It's 2015! Interesting. Not much different from 2014. Well, it has been for a while so that makes sense that it's not different. What's been new with me? Well, I found something DISGUSTING the other day. Someone had taken an innocent potato like myself, shredded it up, and fried it! Just the thought of that. Oh. Wait, hold on. Neros is saying something...

Oh. Neros says that I'm the only talking potato and that the other ones don't have feelings. She also says that potato chips are tasty. WELL SCREW YOU, NEROS!!! I have better things to do! Like tell you a story. This one's about Animal Jam, that weird game that Neros is always playing. (Don't tell her I said that!) It's quite long. Anyway, enjoy the first story of 2015!

Chapter 1

Cosmo and Liza stood before an enormous pile of gems. "I don't want to do this, Cosmo!" Liza said. "I know, but we have no gems left for the Jammers! If they don't get their gems, the Phantom King will take over Jamaa!" "Okay. Here goes nothing!" Liza replied, taking a deep breath. Then she plunged way, way down into the giant pile of gems.

Chapter 2

"Cosmo! Catch these! Quick!" Phantoms were starting to come out of the holes on the sides of the pile (because the phantoms had stolen the gems in the first place) and they were heading straight for Liza! She threw up a few more handfuls and tried climbing up the gem pile, but she kept slipping! "Cosmo! Go get help!" she shouted. Then she slipped. A phantom was straight below her! She screamed and waited for it to be all over.

Chapter 3

But she didn't fall into the phantom abyss. Instead, she hung...right above it? Liza didn't understand until she looked up. There was Peck, grasping a ladder which Liza was holding the other end of. She crawled up to safety.

"So I think you owe me a thank you." Peck said in a satisfactory way, once Liza was safe and sound. "Okay. Thanks so much, Peck for saving my life! Hey-where's Cosmo?" They both looked down Cosmo had jumped down there and was making his chomper plants. "Not again. Do you want us to send down the ladder?" Peck asked. "No, I'm good. But hey-could someone else get down here and collect gems? Bring some bags, too." So Peck jumped down with an armful of bags. Liza held the ladder. Cosmo and Peck began scooping up gems and throwing them to Liza. She usually caught them, but one time she made a flying leap to grab them, falling into the slowly diminishing pile of gems and letting..go..of the..ladder.

Chapter 4

They all filled up bags now, and in a flash they were completely out of bags. So they climbed up on the very small pile of gems and called for help. And eventually, when the phantoms had almost caught the brave Alphas, and they had lost all hope, help did come. "GREELY!" Peck, Liza and Cosmo all shouted at once. The phantoms froze. "Come on." Peck said. "These phantoms won't be frozen for long." "Hey, that was my line!" complained Greely.

Peck, Liza, Cosmo and Greely stood before a tiny pile of gems and a whiole lot of angry phantoms (who weren't frozen from Greely's magic anymore.) "Whew, that was close." said Cosmo. "Yeah, I'm glad we don't have to do that for a LONG time!" Peck said, smiling at the many bags of gems they had collected. "For a really long time..." Greely said.

Monday, October 20, 2014

DUN DANAAAAAA!!!

HELLO! GUESS WHAT?! I'M BACK!!!! Just in time for my 4th birthday party! WHICH just so happens to be TOMORROW!!!!! YAAAY!!!! This year's theme is...

DOCTOR WHO! That's right! No, I did not make that cake, my owner just searched it on Google Images. But that would be cool! Now you can sing Hapy Birthday while I show you cool emoticons.

MUSTACHE!! :{)
Mustache 2! :|)
Mustache 3! :>)
Nose face: :<)
Nose face 2: :-)

Okay, that's it. Comment your favorite flavor of cake!
~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III

Friday, January 3, 2014

Sarah the Toad

1/3/2014

Hello! Here is a story about my friend Sarah the toad.

There once was a toad who hated hopping. She went to Mr. Unicorn to help her. "Hello moo!" he called back. "What do you want?" "I want to not be able to hop!" she said.
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"No!" said Mr. Unicorn. "You have to hop! You're a toad, god dang it!!!" "Ok." said Sarah. She was very sad. So she went to Mr. Balloon Guy to help her.
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"Mr. Balloon guy, hello!" sobbed Sarah. "Can you help me not be able to hop?" "Why would you want to do that?" sighed Mr. Balloon Guy. "Cuz it's too hard." moped Sarah.
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"Well, I can't do that, but I can give you a balloon!" said Mr. Balloon Guy. "But-but I don't have any money!" sobbed Sarah. "Nope, I'll give you one for free!" "Really?" asked Sarah. "Yep!" "Oh thank you, thank you!" she cried. Mr. Balloon Guy handed her a red balloon and a wink. "Take good care of it, don't pop it!"
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When Sarah got to an open field she got on her balloon and starting flying. "Wee!" she called. And she lived ~~happily~~ floatingly ever after.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Fred the Tree

Hi everyone! Well, Halloween is over. But I do have a story to tell! This one's about my friend Fred the Tree.

"What's there to be a tree?" asked Fred the Tree. "All you do is swing your branches." "I know, right!" said a leprechaun appearing next to him. "Woah, how did you get here?" asked Fred. "Magic." replied the leprechaun.

"I can help you!" the leprechaun said. "I can give you powers to be anything!" "Sure! Awesome!" said Fred being puffed by smoke. "Now what do you want to be?" asked the leprechaun. "A mailbox!" Fred shouted.

"Wow. It's really boring being a mailbox." said Fred. "All you do is open and close." "Well, then change into something else!" the leprechaun said. "Okay, then, a glass bottle!" Fred said. "Wish granted!" said the leprechaun.

Fred tried to move. But he couldn't. He couldn't do anything. Fortunately, the leprechaun could read minds, so he heard Fred thinking, "This is awful! I can't do anything, and soon I'll go to the smelly old recycling place! "Well, then why don't you change into something else?" the leprechaun said. "Ok, a-WAIT! HOW CAN YOU READ MY MIND??!!" Fred thought. The leprechaun slapped Fred. "Just get on with it!" he said. "All right, all right." thought Fred. "How about a rock?"

"Are you sure?" asked the leprechaun. "Yeah!" thought Fred. "All right," said the leprechaun uncertainly. "Wish granted." "COOL! I'M A ROCK!" thought Fred. "Um, yeah. so whaddaya wanna do?" asked the leprechaun. "Let's play Who Can Throw their Apples the Farthest!" thought Fred. "Oh. Yeah. I'm not a tree anymore." he said glumly. "How about "Who Can Make the Funniest Face?" suggested the leprechaun. "Yeah! That's a fun one!" thought Fred. "Oh. Yeah. I don't have a face." he replied sadly. "Being a rock is no fun! I miss being a tree!" "Well, do you want to change back into a tree?" asked the leprechaun.

"YES!" thought Fred. "Ok!" said the leprechaun. "Wish granted!" Then he disappeared. But Fred didn't care. He loved being a tree, and suddenly it didn't seem so boring after all.

THE END!!! Hope you liked it!!

~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III

Thursday, October 31, 2013

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!! HEH HEH!!!!

Hello! I am going to TAKE OVER THE WO- I mean, ummm.... CHARM you with my sweet nature! And stuff. If I could see better. If you ask me, these glasses are getting a little fuzzy these days. Anywho, it's Halloween! Great! The perfect time to STEAL CAND- I mean go trick-or-treating! This is my pumpkin, by the way.

Click here for it. Be warned- it's really scary though!

It's a bit creepy, isn't it? And I did NOT steal it from pumpkin carver Ray Villafane. I did steal this one- I MEAN- no I didn't! Why'd I say that? Silly Mudd- Okay, I think I should stop talking right now. Oo! And then I made another pumpkin carving, but it's really (and I mean REALLY) creepy so if you don't want to see it, that's fine. But if you're the adventurous type, click here.

But I guess that zombie pumpkin is kind of scary, too...

Anyway, step RIGHT in here, kiddies! And then eat some of my DELICIOUS candy!! Heh, heh, then you go to sleep for a LONG time! While I TAKE OVER THE WORL- I mean, take good care of you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~Muddy/Mud/Toe III~~ I mean
~Spuddie/Spud/Joe III !
Phewph! That was a close one! Don't want THEM finding out! Wait, I'm still on? HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF??!!! Oh, there i-

Monday, October 28, 2013

pepsi

Hi everyone!!! Today I got dunked in Pepsi. I almost drowned!!!!

But then I jumped out at the last minute. And fell into the path of a steamroller.

And then I saw something funny!!!

Hmm, I don't think the stack is successful if it's falling and everyone's screaming.
Well, anyway, WILL I GET OUT OF THE STEAMROLLER'S WAY??!!! WHO KNOWS! But I hope so.
~SPUDDIE?SPUD? NO! JOE III!